Chapter 166: It’s Not That I Can’t Afford Sword Techniques, It’s Just That Aphrodisiacs Are More Cost-Effective

“Brother Li, the students of Lantian University said Li Li is outside. 3,000 meal tickets, what are your thoughts?”

While Li Li was making his appearance in Yuan Ni’s livestream, in the attic upstairs, Li Hao was also on a call with the Station Chief.

Since the goal was to make a video specifically about the “Sea King Cat,” it was natural for Li Hao, the actual owner, to participate.

Especially when the owner found out that his cat had a lot of meal tickets outside, it would definitely be something the viewers would love to see.

“No thoughts, as long as he’s happy. Also, I’m very grateful to all the handsome guys and beautiful ladies who have been feeding Li Li. Thank you all for taking care of him.” Hearing this, Li Hao replied with a smile.

If you asked him what he thought about it, he really didn’t have any thoughts. It was good that people were willing to play with Li Li, especially when he was busy.

“It seems Brother Li dotes on Li Li quite a lot. So, does Li Li have any hobbies? For example, what does he like to eat the most? What kind of toys does he like to play with?”

“Li Li likes to eat everything, especially meat. As for toys? He doesn’t like to play with toys, he likes to sleep in and bask in the sun.”

“Is that so? It really matches his physique. Hahaha.”

“So, since Li Li has grown up, what’s the most unforgettable thing for you?”

“Most unforgettable?” Li Hao thought for a moment, then spoke……

……

“Meow meow~（I’m exhausted, being a streamer is really not easy. ）” Li Li, who had climbed up the stairs, swatted open the door with his paw. He walked in with small steps and plopped down on the bed.

“Li Li, you’re back! How was it? Was the girl’s room comfortable?” Seeing Li Li sit down, Li Hao asked with a smile.

“Meow meow~（Comfortable my a*s! You think I wanted to go? It’s all for this family, I had to wrong myself. ）” Li Li cursed angrily and jumped onto Li Hao’s lap. He raised his paw and typed on the keyboard: “Alright, I’m too lazy to talk nonsense, This Great Immortal brought back a lot of martial arts secrets from this trip, what do you want to learn?”

He had promised to bring back treasures for his shovel officer before he left, and now that he was back, he naturally couldn’t break his word.

Besides, the other party now had a lot of strength, but no technique. It was really a waste.

“Martial arts secrets? I want to practice swordsmanship, Li Li, do you have any sword manuals?” Seeing the words displayed by the input method, Li Hao instantly became excited. РàΝȫＢÈṦ

Which young man doesn’t want to travel the world with a sword? He was no exception.

“You want to practice swordsmanship? Alright, This Cat Cat will look for some.” Hearing this, Li Li typed on the keyboard and started searching in the Comprehensive Network Trading Mall.

Soon, one swordsmanship manual after another appeared:

《Hidden Sword Technique》 400 Comprehensive Network Currency: A gentleman hides his sword within himself, it will not be unsheathed unless necessary, and when it is unsheathed, it takes life.

《Overlord Sword》 700 Comprehensive Network Currency: Under the heavens, who can stop me?

《Water-Parting Sword Technique》 500 Comprehensive Network Currency: The sword has both hardness and softness, water is both hard and soft. Hard as a raging torrent, soft as an endless stream. （Note: This sword technique is most powerful when used in the rain. ）

《Ten Thousand Swords Technique》 1200 Comprehensive Network Currency: Sword Qi returns to my body, I am the sword. When this sword is unsheathed, ten thousand swords submit. （Note: This secret manual is difficult to practice, please choose carefully. ）

“Meow meow~（Why are they all so expensive? This makes it difficult for This Cat Cat. ）” Seeing this, Li Li couldn’t help but frown. He only had 20,000 Comprehensive Network Currency right now.

He had to be frugal, he couldn’t buy his shovel officer too expensive a manual. Anyway, society was stable, what use did he have for such a good manual?

Even if it was just for show, an ordinary manual was enough. Besides, what was the point of a grown man practicing swordsmanship? Wouldn’t he be called a “jian ren” (a derogatory term often used as a pun on “sword”)?

It was better to find a more reliable manual for his shovel officer, at least not one that involved swords, otherwise he would have to buy a sword as well.

Moreover, society didn’t allow carrying controlled weapons, so it wouldn’t be useful for his shovel officer to learn it.

After thinking it over, Li Li scrolled past the swordsmanship section and found the fist and leg techniques.

He quickly found a suitable one in the leg techniques.

《Simplified Leg Technique Introduction》 100 Comprehensive Network Currency: This leg technique is the foundation of all leg techniques. Although it doesn’t have the ability to break gold and shatter stone, it can strengthen the body and increase the speed of learning other leg technique manuals. It is the best choice for beginner martial artists.

To build a tall building on flat ground, the foundation is the most important thing.

“Li Li, how’s it going? Have you found a suitable sword technique for me?” Li Hao, who had been waiting for a while, finally couldn’t help but ask.

He was like a child eagerly anticipating a gift.

“I’ve found it, but I don’t think it’s good. And now it’s a society ruled by law, knife management is strict, you don’t want to carry a sword out and get caught, do you? Then I won’t be able to bail you out.” Hearing this, Li Li typed back. It wasn’t that he didn’t want to buy his shovel officer a sword technique, he was doing it for his own good.

“That seems to make sense.” Li Hao nodded after reading it. “Then Li Li, do you have any other suitable manuals for me?”

Although being a swordsman was indeed very cool, what Li Li said was also true. With a sword, let alone high-speed trains, even getting on a bus would require an inspection, right?

“Yes, yes, I found you a Simplified Leg Technique Introduction manual. I guarantee you’ll be able to run fast and look handsome in the future.” Seeing Li Hao’s question, Li Li quickly typed back.

“Leg technique?” Li Hao was stunned.

“Yes, it will transform you into an oppa with legs that are 1.8 meters long. And practicing leg techniques is good for a man’s health.” Li Li continued typing.

“Alright, what you said makes sense, Li Li. Leg techniques it is.” Li Hao thought for a moment and nodded.

Actually, he just liked to practice leg techniques, it had nothing to do with whether it was aphrodisiac or not. He loved running the most.

“Okay, then get ready. Lean your head over here.” After clicking to purchase, Li Li raised his paw.

“Huh? Why do I need to lean my head over? Does this have anything to do with my training?” Li Hao was a bit confused, but he still obediently did as he was told.

Then, Li Li’s fat paw came down. Suddenly, Li Hao felt his head buzzing and couldn’t help but curse angrily:

“You bad cat, why are you sneak attacking me again……”

As Li Hao was speaking, a wave of memories suddenly surfaced, interrupting his words.

“Meow meow~（What do you mean sneak attacking? This Cat Cat is passing on the secret technique to you, okay? ）” Hearing this, Li Li muttered, watching the dazed Li Hao, he walked to the side.

It would take some time to absorb the contents of the manual, so he wouldn’t disturb him.

“Why is it just a basic introductory leg technique? Li Li, don’t you have any more powerful leg techniques?” After absorbing the contents of the 《Simplified Leg Technique Introduction》, Li Hao said with some disappointment.

He had thought that the manual Li Li had passed on to him would contain leg techniques like the “Tan Tui” (Spring Leg) or “Feng Shen Tui” (Wind God Leg). Who knew there was nothing like that, just basic leg techniques.

“Don’t try to bite off more than you can chew, okay? What’s the use of practicing those without a solid foundation? When you’ve mastered this one, This Cat Cat will naturally find you cool leg techniques.” Hearing this, Li Li typed back angrily.

It was already good enough to have a martial arts manual to practice, what was there to be picky about? Others didn’t even have the chance to practice.

“I don’t need cool ones, I want a powerful leg technique. If there was a Wind God Leg, that would be even better.” Seeing the words Li Li typed, Li Hao said.

He wasn’t practicing martial arts just to look cool, he also wanted it to be powerful, okay? He thought the Wind God Leg was pretty good.

“Don’t be ridiculous, Wind God Leg is just a fictional leg technique from novels, there’s no such thing.” Li Li, who had searched the entire Trading Mall, said angrily. Wind God Leg? He might as well ask for a Mad Dog Leg.

“Alright, then Li Li, remember to find me a powerful leg technique.” Li Hao, slightly disappointed, said.

“I know, I know, go to bed early. Get up early tomorrow morning to practice. When you’ve mastered the introductory leg technique, I’ll help you find a good leg technique.” Li Li said perfunctorily and lay down in his cat bed.

Too much had happened today, he needed to rest properly.

“I still need to edit the video, how can I sleep so early?” Li Hao sighed, then uploaded and edited the video, using a shot of the sleeping Li Li as the opening.

He had discussed it with the Station Chief. Since someone had posted the video of Li Li being caught and the popularity had already risen, then the two of them could strike while the iron was hot.

They could use this popularity to release the “Sea King Cat” video, and at the same time attract traffic to him and quickly accumulate fans. After all, he was Li Li’s shovel officer.

“Meow meow~（What are you filming again? Whatever, This Cat Cat is going to sleep. ）” Li Li muttered, hearing the noise, and closed his eyes.

The next morning, Li Li crawled out of his bed and saw Li Hao on the large balcony outside, squatting in a horse stance with his back to the sun, white steam rising from his head.

He didn’t speak when he saw Li Li come out, but slowly stood up and raised his right leg high, kicking.

Suddenly, there was a “whooshing” sound.

“Meow meow~（This Cat Cat was wondering why it was so noisy, so it was you making trouble out here? Can you be quieter? The neighbors are still sleeping, don’t just focus on practicing, you have to be mindful of the impact. ）”

Li Li couldn’t help but facepalm when he saw this. Could his shovel officer be quieter? The sound of him kicking here was a bit too loud, it was disturbing his sleep.

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