Chapter 169: This Great Immortal Is Furious! How Am I a Sea King, How Am I a Scumbag? It Was Clearly a Fair Exchange!

“Meow meow~（Brother Li, where have you been these days? Why haven’t you come to see me?）” Calico Cat asked after rubbing against Li Li for a while, her voice laced with resentment.

“Meow meow~（This Great Immortal had some business to attend to outside. Aren’t you doing well here?）” Li Li looked around at the new toys and remarked. Glasses Bro was truly wealthy, buying so many toys for Little Calico Cat. He wished he had some too.

Living in a place like this, she should be carefree. Why did she keep asking him where he went and what he did?

“Meow meow~（Although this place is great, it’s still not as good as having Brother Li by my side.）” Calico Cat replied, rubbing against Li Li. Even if this place was good, what was the point without Brother Li to accompany her?

“Meow meow~（This Great Immortal has his own things to do. I can’t always stay with you. You need to learn to get used to it.）” Li Li said helplessly. His charm was truly a curse. No one, human or cat, could escape it.

“Coach, does the cat come here to play every day?” Yuan Ni asked, resting her chin on her hand as she observed the affectionate scene between Li Li and Calico Cat.

The cat truly had good taste, finding a Calico Cat as his wife. Calico Cats were known as the beauties of the cat world.

“He comes sometimes, sometimes not. It depends on his mood,” replied A Liang, glancing at Yuan Ni. “By the way, I still don’t know what your relationship with Fat Li is.”

She came here with Fat Li, but judging by her appearance, she seemed unaware that Fat Li was a demon.

That was strange. What exactly was their relationship? Why was she with Fat Li?

“Me? I’m currently the cat’s guardian. I take care of him when his Litter Shovel Officer is not around,” Yuan Ni said proudly. Although the cat didn’t belong to her yet, it didn’t stop her from becoming his guardian first.

“Fat Li’s Litter Shovel Officer?” A Liang was stunned and looked at Li Li.

He had guessed that Fat Li had a Litter Shovel Officer, but he had never actually seen them. Since Li was a demon, his Litter Shovel Officer should be an elderly person, right?

After all, there was a saying, “Old cats become spirits.” To have a Litter Shovel Officer who could raise a demon like Fat Li, they must be at least a hundred years old.

“Yes, he lives in the attic of my house. He goes out early and comes back late every day, with no time to spend with the cat. So now I’m the one who accompanies the cat,” Yuan Ni said, her expression turning resentful.

With such a good cat, he actually spent all his time working and didn’t take good care of the cat. The cat had really followed the wrong person.

“Uh, Fat Li’s Litter Shovel Officer is that old, yet still works every day?” A Liang’s mind conjured up an image of a white-haired old man who toiled every day to make ends meet.

“Huh? The cat’s Litter Shovel Officer isn’t old at all. He just graduated this year and is younger than us,” Yuan Ni explained after a moment of confusion.

Why did the coach think that the cat’s Litter Shovel Officer would be someone older than them?

“Fat Li’s Litter Shovel Officer is so young?” A Liang was surprised, but then he understood. Fat Li was probably living with his original Litter Shovel Officer’s grandson. That would explain everything.

“What are you two whispering about over there? Is my lunch ready yet?” Li Li walked up to A Liang and asked, seeing them engrossed in conversation.

Although he had joked about bringing him a wife, it was just a joke.

Don’t tell him they were actually here to chat. Hurry up and make his food.

“Okay, okay, I got it. I’ll go make your food now,” A Liang said, feeling pressured. This gluttonous Fat Li was actually urging him to cook.

Couldn’t he think about who brought the person here?

“Coach, you’re making food for the cat? Do you need my help?” Yuan Ni asked, seeing Li Li meowing and A Liang getting up to cook.

“No need, I’m making lamb spine hot pot for Fat Li today. Just put it in the pressure cooker, no need for help. You can just stay here and play with Fat Li,” A Liang said with a smile and headed towards the kitchen. ɽἈŊỖ𝔟ÈŚ

“Okay then,” Yuan Ni nodded and turned her gaze to Calico Cat. “Little Calico Cat, come here, don’t be afraid. I’m the cat’s guardian, I won’t hurt you.”

She had petted the cat, now it was time to pet the cat’s wife. A cat family should be treated equally.

“Meow meow~（Brother Li, who is this human?）” Calico Cat cautiously hid behind Li Li, sensing Yuan Ni’s ill intentions.

Although she was no longer an ordinary cat, she couldn’t shake off her timid nature.

“Meow meow~（A female human who craves This Great Immortal’s body. Don’t be afraid. She’s weak and poses no danger.）” Li Li said, waving his paw.

Little Calico Cat didn’t need to be so cautious. Although Streamer Little Sister had graduated, she was still within the category of fragile college students. With her current abilities, she could easily defeat her.

“Meow meow~（Oh, I see.）” Calico Cat’s amber eyes gleamed with a strange light, her gaze towards Yuan Ni carrying a hint of something different.

“Little Calico Cat, don’t be afraid, I really won’t hurt you,” Yuan Ni said, oblivious to Calico Cat’s change, and cautiously approached.

She believed she could handle this kind of cat with ease.

“Meow! Meow!”

But at that moment, the quiet Calico Cat suddenly flattened her ears, her fur bristling as she let out a fierce hiss.

Yuan Ni was startled, her face turning pale as she stumbled backward and fell to the floor.

Seeing this, a hint of triumph flashed in Calico Cat’s eyes. But she quickly curled up next to Li Li, appearing terrified.

“What’s wrong, Calico Cat?” A Liang rushed out from the kitchen, hearing the commotion. He quickly picked up Calico Cat. “Calico Cat, be good, don’t be afraid. This sister is not a bad person, don’t be so nervous.”

He then apologized to Yuan Ni, who was leaning against the sofa:

“I’m so sorry, Calico Cat used to be a stray cat. Although she’s been adopted by me now, she still doesn’t like strangers getting close.”

“It’s…… okay,” Yuan Ni nodded, her face regaining some color, but still clutching her chest in fear.

She was truly scared. She hadn’t expected the seemingly gentle Calico Cat to suddenly turn aggressive. It seemed not all cats were as gentle as her cat.

In the future, she would need to be more careful when encountering unfamiliar cats.

“Meow meow~（Since when did Little Calico Cat become so mischievous?）” Li Li, as a bystander, yawned nonchalantly as he watched the scene unfold.

Was Little Calico Cat scared? Definitely not. Never underestimate a stray cat, especially a stray cat who had given birth. They were the truly fierce cats, even he wouldn’t dare to provoke them.

So, Little Calico Cat was definitely not scared by this fright. As for why she scared Streamer Little Sister, he wasn’t quite sure. Maybe Little Calico Cat just liked to play pranks.

It seemed Little Calico Cat was living well with Glasses Bro. She had even learned to play pranks and become bolder. His judgment was truly accurate.

If it had been anyone else, Calico Cat wouldn’t have had such a good life.

“Meow meow~”

“Meow meow~”

Just as Li Li was thinking this, A Liang’s phone suddenly rang. He answered the call with one hand while holding Calico Cat in the other.

As soon as the call connected, a familiar voice boomed like thunder:

“A Liang, have you seen the video? The video of that Fat Li, I tell you, that Fat Li has an owner! He’s been deceiving everyone in the entire university!”

“Do you know what they’re calling him now? They call him the ‘Sea King Cat,’ the ‘Scumbag Cat.’ I tell you, he must have taken you as a meal ticket too. You have to be careful, don’t be fooled. If he comes again, let me know, I’ll help you deal with him.”

“You can’t handle this kind of bad cat, let your sister handle it. I’ll take care of him.”

The voice on the other end of the phone was clearly agitated.

A tabby cat, a Sea King Cat at that. It would be quite satisfying to conquer him.

“Sister, you’re practically hitting me in the face with your scheming. Don’t think I’m stupid,” A Liang said, feeling speechless. Did she really think he couldn’t see through her intentions?

“What are you talking about? This is for your own good,” the woman on the other end of the phone said, feeling a little guilty. She quickly changed the subject. “By the way, did Fat Li go to your place?”

“No, I still have to cook. Bye.” Looking at Li Li, who was sitting on the floor with a fierce look in his eyes, A Liang said without hesitation and hung up the phone.

Seeing Fat Li looking like he was about to eat someone, he feared his cousin would walk right into the line of fire.

“Meow meow~（It happened last night, why is the video already out this morning? And why ‘Sea King Cat’ and ‘Scumbag Cat’?）”

“Meow meow~（My relationship with those guys was purely transactional! They paid, This Great Immortal let them pet me. How can they slander my reputation like this?）”

Li Li grumbled, his entire body radiating fury.

He had a fair exchange with those people! That damned person actually called him a Scumbag Cat, a Sea King Cat!

He hoped he wouldn’t run into that person, otherwise he would hang them from the flagpole and whip their butt!

He would demand to know where he was a Sea King, where he was a scumbag!

“Is the cat angry?” Yuan Ni asked, observing Li Li jumping around like a Fat Gourd, her eyes filled with curiosity.

The cat was so cute, even when angry, he was unique.

“He probably is. After all, who would feel good hearing themselves called a scumbag or a Sea King?” A Liang nodded.

He understood Fat Li’s feelings. There was a time when he experienced something similar. He was just giving private lessons to female students, but somehow rumors spread that he had multiple girlfriends, that he was two-timing them.

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