Chapter 283: If I Told You the Truth, You Wouldn’t Believe Me

“Uh, is that all?” Feng Ruyan and the others were stunned. They thought there would be other reasons.

It’s just because of this? It sounds too unreal.

“Yes, Maomao is a glutton. As long as you give him something to eat, he’ll let you pet him, hold him, and gently touch him.” Yuan Ni smiled and took out her mobile phone to show everyone a video of Li Li: “Besides, Maomao is also a famous cat. You can see it in this video.”

“Video?” Feng Ruyan and the others leaned their heads over when they heard this. Soon, expressions of great shock appeared on their faces.

“No way, Captain Maomao is so promiscuous? He actually pretends to be a stray cat everywhere to cheat food and drink.”

“Yeah, I can’t tell he’s that kind of cat at all.”

“That’s right, and he tricked everyone in a school? It sounds too outrageous.” They never thought the other party would be this kind of cat, which was really beyond their expectations.

They thought that although the other party was a bit of a chuunibyou, he was also a reliable cat. They didn’t expect that his true face would be like this.

“Yes, Maomao is a glutton. The reason why he deceives people everywhere is to eat.” Yuan Ni, who was holding Li Li, said, “You can tell by the fat on his body. He’s really too fat.”

“It is a bit fat. We never thought he would be like this.”

“That’s right, but it’s not too late to know now.”

“That’s right.” The three of them said, and touched Li Li’s big belly with interest. They found that his belly was really soft.

Their eyes lit up, and then they kneaded it together like dough.

“Meow meow, I said you guys shouldn’t go too far. This cat is sleeping. It doesn’t mean this cat is dead asleep.” Li Li, who was awakened by the kneading, said angrily, stretching out his paws to slap away their restless hands: “You, you, and you, can you have a little sense of boundaries? Don’t you know that you shouldn’t disturb other cats while they’re sleeping?”

Hearing this, Feng Ruyan and the others couldn’t help but feel embarrassed:

“Sorry! Sorry! I couldn’t help it for a moment.”

“Yeah, it feels so good. We wanted to stop, but our hands wouldn’t let us.”

Who would have thought that it would feel so good? So much so that they couldn’t stop kneading.

“Excuses are all excuses. This cat doesn’t believe your nonsense.” Li Li said angrily, and jumped off Yuan Ni: “And you promised you wouldn’t disturb this cat? You don’t keep your word at all.”

“Yes, I’m guilty, I admit my mistake, Maomao, don’t be angry, okay? I’ll get you a can of food, okay?” Yuan Ni coaxed after hearing this.

“What kind of good thing are you thinking about? Is this cat angry because of the canned food?” Li Li’s eyes widened when he heard this.

What does the other party think of him? Do you think this kind of thing can be solved with canned food?

“How about a box of canned food? Maomao, don’t be angry, okay? I already know I was wrong, will you give me a chance to change?” Yuan Ni continued, since one can of food is not enough, then a box of canned food will do, as long as there are enough cans, he believes Maomao will be tempted.

“A box of canned food? Cough cough cough.” Hearing this, Li Li’s eyes lit up, but his mouth was still very tough: “Originally, this cat didn’t intend to spare you, but after thinking about it, you’re a first-time offender. So I plan to be lenient, but this is only this once, don’t make it an example.”

“Yes, yes, thank you Maomao for forgiving me, I will definitely turn over a new leaf and correct myself.” Yuan Ni raised her hand to guarantee when she heard this.

“That’s about the same. This cat is going back to sleep now, don’t disturb this cat, you know?” Seeing that the other party’s attitude of admitting his mistakes was so good, Li Li said.

“Definitely, definitely.” Yuan Ni and the others nodded their heads like chickens pecking at rice after hearing this.

Only then did Li Li feel relieved and lay down again.

After seeing this, Yuan Ni couldn’t help but breathe a sigh of relief, made a silent gesture to everyone, and then quietly touched Li Li.

After seeing this, the others followed suit, but this time their movements were much smaller.

So when Li Hao came back, he saw Li Li being surrounded by four people and touched. He couldn’t help but twitch the corners of his mouth.

“Sister Yuan Ni, who is this?” Feng Ruxue also stopped after seeing Li Hao, and asked Yuan Ni beside her with a questioning look.

“He’s Maomao’s guardian.” Yuan Ni said, it’s obviously inappropriate to say that the other party is Maomao’s owner, but it’s perfectly fine to say that the other party is Maomao’s guardian after changing the address.

“So it’s Captain Maomao’s family, hello! I’m Feng Ruyan, Captain Maomao’s friend.” Feng Ruyan got up and greeted after hearing this.

“Hello! I’m Li Hao, Li Li’s poop shoveler. Welcome everyone to come and play, have you all eaten? Why don’t we go out to eat?” Li Hao said, emphasizing the words “poop shoveler” specially.

Lest they regard Yuan Ni as Li Li’s poop shoveler.

“Eat? Sure, speaking of which, we are really hungry.”

“Well, it’s getting late. Let’s go out to eat.” Feng Ruyan and the others nodded in agreement.

“Eat? Where are we going to eat?” Li Li, who was fast asleep, woke up immediately after hearing this. He looked at them and asked.

“Of course we’re going out to eat.” Li Hao said helplessly after seeing this: “Otherwise, will you cook for us?”

“This cat can barely cook, but I’m not sure what level the cooked food is. If you dare to eat it, this cat wouldn’t mind cooking.” Li Li, who jumped out of Yuan Ni’s arms, stretched and said.

He can cook, but he doesn’t know what level the food is, if they dare to eat it, he wouldn’t mind cooking.

Hearing this, Li Hao couldn’t help but feel black lines all over his head:

“Then forget it, it’s faster for us to go out to eat, otherwise people will starve to death by the time you finish cooking.”

Can Li Li cook? Don’t be kidding, he has never seen the other party cook, and what kind of dishes can a cat cook?

Braised lizard, stewed fish head, fried cockroach, steamed mouse?

Thinking of these dishes, Li Hao couldn’t help shivering, forget about letting him eat these things, he would rather starve.

“How is that possible? You guys are so alive and kicking, how can you starve to death so easily?” Li Li said after hearing this, and looked at Li Hao: “What’s the matter with you shivering? This cat is willing to cook for you, but you’re not happy, are you?”

“No, no, how could I think so? I just think you’re already very tired, how can it be good to cook for me?” Li Hao quickly explained after hearing this: “It’s more convenient to go out to eat, so you can relax too.”

“Really? Then this cat will reluctantly assume that what you said is true, let’s go out to eat now.”

“But before that, these three have to change their clothes.” Li Li pointed at Feng Ruyan and the three of them and said, “Otherwise, it’s too conspicuous for them to go out in these clothes.”

“Indeed, it is really inconvenient for the three elder sisters to go out wearing these clothes.” Yuan Ni nodded after hearing this, then walked towards her room: “I’ll see if I can find suitable clothes for the three elder sisters. The three elder sisters are about the same size as me, so they should be able to fit.”

If these three elder sisters went out wearing such cool clothes, I’m afraid the people on the street would be blinded when they saw them.

So it’s better to change into normal clothes, at least it won’t be too eye-catching.

“Poop shoveler, let me introduce these three elder sisters to you.” Li Li said to Li Hao when he saw Yuan Ni returning to the room: “These three elder sisters are all martial arts masters, if you have anything you don’t understand about martial arts, you can ask them.”

“Really? Then I’ll trouble the three beauties.” Li Hao cupped his fists after hearing this.

He thought Fatty Li just went out to play, but he didn’t expect that the other party had found him three masters.

“You’re welcome, we can only teach some of our experience, and we can’t guarantee that it’s all correct.” Feng Ruyan said.

“Yes, and you have Captain Maomao to guide you. You must be much better than us.”

“Yeah, Captain Maomao is so strong. Guiding you is definitely better than us.” The other two followed suit.

“Huh?” Li Hao couldn’t help but look at Li Li when he heard this, is the other party so strong? But he has never seen the other party guide him.

Being stared at by the other party, Li Li said speechlessly:

“Why are you looking at me? These three elder sisters are just being polite, you really think this cat is awesome, let me tell you, this cat knows a little about other things, but I don’t know anything about martial arts, this cat has never practiced, how can I guide you?”

Why is the poop shoveler staring at him for nothing? Don’t you think he’s hiding something? What a joke, he doesn’t know martial arts at all, how can he guide the other party? This is not a blind man teaching cooking.

“Oh, so Li Li, you don’t know.” Li Hao suddenly realized after hearing this.

He said how could Li Li hide something from him? As expected, he wrongly blamed Li Li.

“Yes, so if you have any questions, just ask these three elder sisters.” Li Li nodded, and then walked towards the upstairs with small steps.

“Uh, Li Li. It’s almost time for dinner, what are you doing upstairs?” Li Hao was stunned when he saw this scene.

“Nonsense, have you ever seen any restaurants that allow cats to enter?” Li Li said angrily: “You all go out to eat, this cat doesn’t go upstairs to eat, could it be that you want this cat to go out with you to drink the northwest wind?”

“Uh, okay.” Hearing this, Li Hao immediately closed his mouth. Stop talking.

Restaurants these days do not allow pets to enter, and Li Li would have to come out after going there.

“By the way, we’re going to the Demon Realm tomorrow, little sisters, remember not to wander outside too late.” Li Li, who was about to go upstairs, turned back and said.

“Okay, we won’t stay too late.” Feng Ruyan in the living room said, Li Li then went upstairs with peace of mind.

“Demon Realm?” After Li Li went up, Feng Ruyan and the others were a little puzzled by the name. After Li Hao saw it, he explained it to them.

Only then did they understand what was going on, and they couldn’t help showing interest.

A world that has been closed for a long time? It sounds like there will be treasures in it, but I didn’t expect to gain much in the tomb.

After coming here, they have the opportunity to explore instead. I hope they won’t be disappointed tomorrow.

“So this is the Spirit Realm, it seems that after so many years, it has developed quite well.”

“Yeah, although the human race is physically weak, it is indeed able to create refreshing things.”

Walking on the road, the two figures looked at the surroundings and talked eloquently.

I didn’t expect that the Spirit Realm could create such a thing. It really shocked them. If they could take this place down, they wouldn’t have to worry about the labor problem anymore.

“Is this your first time here? Do you need me to be your guide?” While the two were looking around, a thin figure suddenly walked over and asked them.

“Oh? Are you familiar with this place?” Hearing this, the two were immediately interested.

If you want to defeat the enemy, you must first understand the enemy. Now, although they have arrived in the Spirit Realm, they still don’t know anything about this place. If someone leads the way now, it would be great.

“Of course, I’m more familiar with this place than my own home. You two have found the right person.” The man said with a smile, and made a gesture to invite the two of them.

The two immediately followed after seeing this, without noticing the sign “Three thousand yuan to travel around Qingfeng Scenic Area” held in the other’s hand.

“Ah! It’s another beautiful day, it’s time to work hard and welcome the new day.” In the early morning, Li Li looked at the rising sun and said, then turned over in the cat’s nest and continued to lie down.

“Maomao, didn’t you say you were going to work hard? Why are you lying back down again?” Yuan Ni, who was guarding Li Li’s cat’s nest, couldn’t help asking weakly when she saw this.

This is Maomao’s hard work? Let alone three minutes, it didn’t even take two or three seconds to return to its original shape.

“Because this cat thought about it, besides eating and waiting to die, this cat seems to have nothing to work hard for.” Li Li, who was lying down, explained, looked at Yuan Ni and said: “By the way, little sister, why don’t you practice, and what are you doing here? Look how nice the weather is outside, it’s perfect for practicing.”

“Maomao, I think you’d better check what time it is before you speak.” Yuan Ni said angrily: “I’ve already finished practicing, okay? Instead, you lazy guy, why are you still sleeping until now? Several elder sisters are waiting for you to wake up and go to the Demon Realm.”

This lazy cat still has the face to talk about her? Why don’t you see who’s sleeping right now? She has never seen a lazier guy than him.

“Right, right, I said I almost forgot about this, we are indeed going to the Demon Realm today.” Li Li jumped out of the cat’s nest immediately when he heard this.

“Just know it, come out quickly. Don’t make the elder sisters wait impatiently.” Yuan Ni patted Li Li and urged.

“Got it, got it. This cat will leave after eating a can of food. Don’t be so anxious, a cat is iron, rice is steel, and if you don’t eat a meal, you’ll be hungry.” Li Li, who got up, said, biting the can, a good day starts with eating a full meal.

If you can’t even eat enough, you won’t have the strength to walk.

“Not in a hurry? You little rascal have been procrastinating for so long. Everyone is almost impatient.” Yuan Ni, who stood up, said angrily.

“Then call me earlier, wouldn’t I just get up? You didn’t call me, which means you’re not really impatient.” Li Li, who was holding the can and gnawing on it, said.

Say they were anxious waiting for him? This is completely an excuse, they might still be putting on makeup, how can girls go out so fast?

The poop shoveler’s ex-girlfriend, it took a long time to go out at that time. She always said it’s almost done, it’s almost done, but it’s not done at all, making them wait all the time.

He wouldn’t believe the other party’s nonsense so easily, if the other party said it was almost done, it must be not done.

“This is because I’m afraid of waking you up and making you unhappy, you little rascal, do you really think we’re not ready?” Yuan Ni said angrily, and carried Li Li downstairs.

“I said, little sister, you don’t live stream well, what are you doing in a hurry? It seems that it has nothing to do with you that we’re going to the Demon Realm, right?” Li Li, who was being carried, said.

What is the other party doing meddling in their affairs instead of doing her own thing?

“Who told you that this has nothing to do with me? I’m going with you too.” Yuan Ni said confidently when she heard this.

“Uh, what are you going to do with us? If your identity is exposed, it will be very dangerous, you know? This cat is not here 24 hours a day.” Although he is very strong now, he can’t take care of the other party 24 hours a day.

What if they arrive in the Demon Realm and the other party’s identity is exposed? What if the guys from the Demon Race take advantage of his absence and launch a beheading operation?

At that time, he went to another world to do missions again, and he didn’t know when he would come back. After such a long time, the other party might die inexplicably.

“It’s not as serious as you said. Several elder sisters said they have treasures to hide their identities. Just let me wear them, it will be fine.” Yuan Ni said.

She’s not a fool, of course she also considered what Maomao said. If she wasn’t fully prepared, how could she go with them?

“Yeah, Captain Maomao. There are no Martial Venerable Realm experts in the Demon Realm, right? You don’t have to worry about Yuan Ni being exposed.”

“That’s right, just let Sister Yuan Ni go with us.” Feng Ruyan and the others said after hearing the conversation between the cat and the man.

“It’s okay for you to go, but don’t act without authorization, you know? Also, listen to this cat for the whole trip.” Li Li looked at Feng Ruyan and the others after hearing this.

These guys are really good at causing him trouble, what are they doing talking about this with little sister Yuan Ni?

“No problem, I’ll listen to you.” Yuan Ni nodded and said, “Then Captain Maomao, can we set off now?”

“Hmm.” Li Li nodded, and Yuan Ni set off.

After a while, several figures landed on Chestnut Mountain, dozens of miles away from Blue Island City.

“Gluttonous cat, you’re a bit slow. We’ve been waiting for you for a long time.” Hong Fu said when he saw Li Li land.

“This cat knows, I accidentally overslept, it’s all because the weather is so comfortable.” Li Li said after hearing this, looked at the sky and showed a “It’s all your fault” expression.

Seeing this, Hong Fu couldn’t help but feel black lines all over his head. This gluttonous cat can blame the weather, no one else can.

“Okay, let’s stop chatting, let’s go quickly.” Ming Min said.

“Hmm.” The others nodded in agreement, and jumped into the sky.

“Ugh~”

“Ugh~”

At this moment, Yuan Ni, who was covered by a black cloak, was holding the big tree and retching.

After seeing this, Li Li said helplessly:

“Little sister, are you okay? I told you that your strength is too weak, and you will suffer if you follow us, but you still don’t believe me, now you know?”

The speed at which they fly is not much slower than that of an airplane, and with the other party’s physical fitness, they can’t bear it.

“Got it, got it.” Yuan Ni, who was holding the tree, took a deep breath after hearing this, turned around and said to Feng Ruyan: “But I won’t give up on what I have decided, elder sisters, let’s continue.”

“Uh, but you’re in bad shape. If you continue to walk together, I’m afraid you won’t be able to bear it.”

“Yeah, you can’t vomit all the way for thousands of miles, can you?” Feng Ruyan and the others couldn’t help but twitch their eyes when they heard this.

“Then I have to go too, I can’t hold you back.” Yuan Ni said, and looked at Li Li.

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