Chapter 386: Chapter 386: In Big Trouble? _1

Wen Yulan was greatly shocked and began to struggle immediately.

This damned guy really is dishonest; he just fell asleep and already started to take liberties with me.

"Elder Sister Yulan, with such beautiful moonlight, why resist?"

Zhang Xian said, "After all, I am Yueyue’s father! I wonder why you don’t let the child’s father sleep, who would you let? Isn’t this being unfair?"

"Don’t use Yueyue as your shield."

Wen Yulan took out a pair of scissors, and angrily said, "Die, Zhang Xian, if you dare do any more nonsense, I would cut off that thing of yours and feed it to the dogs."

"Eh...."

Zhang Xian was terrified, he quickly let go and said with a smile, "Elder Sister Yulan, be calm, be calm!"

"I don’t have balls, I can’t settle."

Wen Yulan glared at Zhang Xian, "The one who should keep calm should be you."

"Alright!"

Zhang Xian looked at Wen Yulan with resentment, "My balls have calmed down already. Can you put down the scissors now? Such a sharp thing, it’s so easy to accidentally injure."

"Hmm, I advise you to be honest."

Wen Yulan glared at Zhang Xian, "Don’t sleep and then wake up to find your nether regions gone."

Zhang Xian smiled bitterly, shook his head, and turned over to sleep honestly.

He couldn’t figure it out, why is this woman so uncooperative? They are already lying on the same bed, yet she is still not willing to open her heart. Could it be because she is hurt, it is hard for her to accept others?

It has to be said that the feeling of sleeping on the same bed with a beauty but not allowed to touch her is not very comfortable. Even though he is a cultivator and can control lust, he still finds it suffocating.

"Turn off the light and go to sleep."

Seeing that Zhang Xian was being obedient, Wen Yulan smiled, turned off the lights, and lay in bed, turning her back to Zhang Xian.

Perhaps because she was sharing the bed with Zhang Xian, she was somewhat worried and couldn’t fall asleep, even though she was tired from the two-day travel.

Zhang Xian couldn’t sleep either, looking for an opportunity to make a move.

He won’t let Wen Yulan, this woman, go. Also, he knew that he and Wen Yulan’s relationship was already more than normal friendship, taking some advantage definitely wouldn’t be an issue.

Who knows how long passed?

Suddenly, Zhang Xian broke his cultivation state. His dishonest hand found its way into Wen Yulan’s pajamas.

He didn’t know what time it was, but Wen Yulan’s breathing was rhythmic and long, showing that she was definitely asleep.

"So big, so soft, it’s a pity not to touch it."

Zhang Xian’s hand hovered over the peak, lightly squeezed it.

Suddenly, a sense of soft silkiness, full of elasticity, made him sigh, it felt so good. This sister has a great capital, why wouldn’t she let people touch?

"Hmm... "

Wen Yulan dreamt aloud, and turned herself over.

Zhang Xian got startled and quickly withdrew his hand, closing his eyes.

Damn it, this sister is too sensitive. Even a slight touch, she can feel it and easily gets awakened.

But Zhang Xian didn’t give up easily. After waiting a while, his hand once again found its way into Wen Yulan’s pajamas, holding a bunch of softness.

Maybe he couldn’t hold it back anymore, even though he wasn’t supposed to move, he suddenly gently began to squeeze.

"Eh?"

After squeezing for a while, Zhang Xian suddenly froze.

Wen Yulan was very sensitive, she didn’t sleep very deeply. After he touched her for a few times, she should have reacted, right? Why was there no movement?

Opening his eyes, he found that Wen Yulan was staring at him. Just like a statue, he froze on the spot. When did she wake up? How come he didn’t know?

"Get off... "

Wen Yulan suddenly lifted her foot and kicked Zhang Xian off the bed, "If you dare to get on the bed today, I will cut yours off."

"Darn... "

Zhang Xian lay on the floor, feeling very depressed.

"This guy... "

Seeing that Zhang Xian didn’t dare to climb up again, Wen Yulan smiled a bit, then crawled into the quilt.

...

The next morning.

After having breakfast, Zhang Xian and Wen Yulan left.

Wen Yulan still remembered her mother being hit. Hitting her is fine, but they absolutely can’t hit her mother. That guy didn’t even have the right to do so.

Now, she is going to trouble that guy. While retrieving the bracelet, she wants to take revenge for her mother.

If she went alone, she might not dare to be so arrogant. With Zhang Xian there, she knew that guy must behave, even though he was with a seemingly wealthy woman.

"Is this the place?"

Zhang Xian asked with a smile, "It seems that this family is very wealthy! They live in a small foreign house! Even the BMW 7 series is parked at the front."

"What’s so wealthy?"

Wen Yulan disdainfully said, "It’s nothing more than being with a rich woman."

"Is he a toy boy?"

Zhang Xian admired, "I must say, I look up to that guy! An absolute fighting rooster among men."

"What do you mean?"

Wen Yulan asked, "Do you admire toy boys?"

Zhang Xian said, "Of course! Although today’s society has changed a lot, the tradition of men supporting women still persists. Don’t you think it’s cool for a man to willingly let a woman financially support him? Elder Sister Yulan, I want to be kept too, why don’t you keep me? From now on, I will follow you."

"Why... Why won’t you drop dead?"

Wen Yulan glared at Zhang Xian angrily, said, "Can you behave more appropriately?"

"Alright! Watch me perform."

Zhang Xian smirked, turned the steering wheel and parked next to the BMW 7 Series, "After all, I am a Ferrari driver! Even though it’s secondhand, it’s still pretty cool."

"What are you trying to do?"

Seeing Zhang Xian show off, Wen Yulan smacked her forehead and said, "Are you trying to compete with them with cars?"

"Elder Sister Yulan, am I that shallow?"

Zhang Xian chuckled, "Usually, I prefer doing something high-end like smashing cars. Competing with cars, I wouldn’t bother!"

Having said that, he quickly climbed onto the top of the BMW 7 Series.

"Um..."

Seeing Zhang Xian standing on top of the car, Wen Yulan was dumbfounded. What on earth was this guy thinking?

"I wonder, is this car sturdy?" Zhang Xian tested it with his foot.

Just then, the BMW alarm started hollering. This anti-theft system was quite sensitive, a light stomp causing it to go off.

"Hey, you dare to sound the alarm?"

Seeing the BMW’s alarm continued, Zhang Xian suddenly jumped up and stomped down.

In an instant, a bizarre thing happened.

"Um..."

Wen Yulan was stupefied, staring incredulously at what was unfolding. It took her a long time to regain her composure.

It appeared that Zhang Xian had just flattened the entire BMW by merely jumping and stomping on it. Now, the BMW was only about 30 cm high.

Oh, my God! What just happened? How did Zhang Xian do that?

"Tch, too frail."

After jumping down, Zhang Xian grumbled, "Isn’t BMW famous for its sturdiness? Could it be a fake? How could it be flattened with a single stomp?"

"Ah..."

A high decibel screech suddenly sounded as a rotund figure ’rolled’ out from the house.

Seeing her BMW turned into a pancake, she pointed her finger and yelled, "You rascal, come over here. You dare to squish my car, are you tired of living?"

"Who’s this creature?"

When Zhang Xian saw a fat woman with an overly chubby face and a terribly ugly appearance, who was spitting while yelling at him, a shudder ran through him.

Wen Yulan said, "Who else? Isn’t that his current woman?"

"Damn, he’s into some heavy stuff!"

Zhang Xian was startled and quickly hid behind Wen Yulan, "Elder Sister Yulan, why am I sort of afraid of her?"

"You... Why are you afraid of her?"

Zhang Xian said, "Well... I... I’m afraid I might have nightmares tonight."

"Um..."

Wen Yulan smacked her forehead, a look of exasperation on her face, "Damn you Zhang Xian, can you stop being so ridiculous? We are dealing with serious matters here!"

"I’m not joking, this woman is just too ugly."

Zhang Xian said, "Having seen a beauty like you, running into a female creature that looks neither human nor ape is something my little heart can’t handle."

"Pfft..."

Upon hearing his words, Wen Yulan couldn’t help laughing.

This guy, he really had a way with words when it came to insulting people. If that fat woman had been listening to his words, she probably would have fumed herself into a nosebleed.

But seriously, that woman was indeed quite ugly, despite her wealth. When she first found out her man was shacked up with such a woman, she had cried for a long time, unable to fathom why.

Even if one wanted to be a gold digger, wouldn’t it be better to choose a somewhat attractive sugar mama? This type... What could be said... Only someone with incredibly bizarre tastes would like her.

"What’s going on?"

Suddenly, a middle-aged man stepped out from the house. He was average looking, dressed in a black suit that made him look rather stylish.

Upon seeing his flattened BMW, he grimaced painfully, his heart bleeding. When he saw Wen Yulan, he was stunned for a moment before asking, "What are you doing here?"

"I’m here to cause you trouble."

Wen Yulan stared at the middle-aged man, asking coldly, "Did you hit my mom?"

"You’re here for that?"

The middle-aged man gave a cold laugh. "Yes, I hit your mom. What’s it to her to keep bothering me for no reason? I only slapped her once; I was already giving her face."

"You..."

Angry, Wen Yulan’s face turned ashen, her bosom heaving.

"Honey, let’s not get upset."

Zhang Xian wrapped his arms around Wen Yulan’s slender waist, grinning, "Just wait, I will make you laugh later, and certain people will be rhythmically crying."

"Oh, is this your boy toy?" The middle-aged man scoffed when he saw Zhang Xian. "When did you start liking young boys? I’m a real tycoon now."

"Am I a young boy?"

Zhang Xian touched his face and laughed, "But, my wife is still good! Unlike you, who has such peculiar tastes."

"You..."

The middle-aged man hated being called out for his peculiar tastes. In reality, he didn’t even like the old bat by his side. But she had money, and that was what he liked.

"What did you say? What do you mean?"

The silent fat woman suddenly jumped up and yelled, "You little rascal, you are really gutsy, daring to smash my car. You are doomed, really doomed. You’ve really done it today."

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